"I never blame myself when Im not hitting, I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isnt my fault that Im not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?"-Yogi Berra

"The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."-Ron Spears

"You may be totally right, but we're not concerned with what really happens."- David E. Kaun

"Man dont bother with the actually knowing the tune, just FEEL it man!"- Clarence Smythe

"Hows it like, being a musician? you know, do you get like, treated like a rock star or what?"-a very interesting fan

"Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you dont live it, it wont come out of your horn"-Charlie Parker

"Hey thats a good deal...HEY PICK UP THE PHONE ITS TIME TO PAR-TAY!"-Tito Funkstain

"When I die, I want to go quietly in my sleep, not screaming like the folks in the backseat."-Groucho Marx

"Why 7 dollars for a meal for two? Thats an outrage! If I was you I wouldnt pay it."-Groucho Marx

"Only sick music makes money today"-Friedrich Nietzche